What has killed the barscene?

So has anyone else noticed the bars not being as fun anymore? I used to go out, get liquored up till bar close, and then count my blessing to make it home. Now I worry too much about a DWI to get blitzed and pick up the anything-but-sober girls. Instead of getting drunk, carefully driving home and falling asleep in my car in the driveway, I wait till I get home till I drink, and then it's by myself! Something is seriously messed up. I hope this Police enforcement is just a phase and I can get back to my old ways of intoxicating public appearences. If it wasn't for my buddy getting a Duey last week, I may not have felt so concerned, but it gave my a serious scare. And now I'm going out and smoking and losing my mojo with the ladies too. It's a no-win situation.

I can't wait for classes to start.

"The sun's not yellow, it's chicken" Dylan

Thought from the night: There may be few things more pathetic in life than calling your C booty list and getting turned down.
OTT Thought: Counting to 1000 and going for fat chicks- Everyone can do it, but who really wants to?